zebrahead - deck the halls (i hate christmas) lyrics

[intro]
christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)
with all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
but theres one thing i'd like to say
is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock!)

its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
everyone but me i'll step outside
boycott your office party.
no secret santa for me.
mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
cos i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
i'd rather stay where
frosty melts in the sun.
july 4 parade.
a lynchburg lemonade.
an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[chorus]
deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas
i'm glad it only comes one time a year

its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping.
everyone but me i'll stay inside.
no presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
and it makes my gifts so easy to hide
i don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
i rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
a bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

[chorus]
deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas
i'm glad it only comes one time a year

[rap]
it was the night before christmas and all through the house,
all the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout.
i woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
i knew that santa would be comin' soon.
on dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen.
i yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
and then he came down with his belly of jello.
he says, 'where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow.'
then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

[chorus]
(now everyone - sing)
deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas
i'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

[chorus]
deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
i hate christmas
i'm glad it only comes one time a year
cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year
cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year