x-ray spex - i can't do anything lyrics

i can't write
and i can't sing
i can't do anything
i can't read
and i can't spell
i can't even get to hell
i can't luv
and i can't hate
i can't even hesitate
i can't dance
and i can't walk
i can't even try to talk

freedom tried to strangle me
with my plastic popper beads
but i hit him back
with my pet rat
yeah i hit him back
with my pet rat

i can't spit
and i can't kick
i can't even be thick
i can't read
and i can't spell
i can't even get to hell
i can't luv
and i can't hate
i can't even hesitate
i can't dance
and i can't walk
i can't even try to talk