weird al yankovic - party at the lepar colony lyrics

finger food and an ice cold keg
it won't cost you an arm and a leg
dance all night to a rotten band
come on, people, let's give 'em a hand

saturday night, it's the place to be
everybody cut footloose with me
at the party at the leper colony
oh, there's a party at the leper colony
hey

met a little lady so pretty and young
she was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue
she oozed up beside me, i turned on my charm
well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed

i said, "girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"
but she cried her eyes out - literally
at the party at the leper colony
oh, there's a party at the leper colony
hey, hey

hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
sorry i was using your head for dip
there's a guy in the hot tub, i don't know who
wait a minute, it looks like stu

well, hold the phone now, what do i see?
another pretty mama got her eye on me
at the party at the leper colony
oh, there's a party at the leper colony

there's a party at the leper colony
(party at the leper colony)
there's a party at the leper colony
(party at the leper colony)

oh, there's a party at the leper colony
yeah, party at the leper colony
well, there's a party at the leper colony
(party at the leper colony)
hey