who's that waddlin'down the street?
it's just me'cause i love to eat
fudge and twinkies and deviled ham
who's real flabby?
yes, i am
every picture of me's
gotta be an aerial view
now my doctor tells me
there's just one thing left to do--
grapefruit diet (diet!)
throw out the pizza and beer
grapefruit diet (diet!)
oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
grapefruit diet (diet!)
might seem a little severe
grapefruit diet (diet!)
i'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
blow, fatty
well, i used to live on chocolate sauce
made sumo wrestlers look like kate moss
walked down an alley and i got stuck
i got more rolls then a pastry truck
when i'm all done eating
i eat a little more
when i leave a room
first i gotta grease the door
grapefruit diet (diet!)
can't have another eclair
grapefruit diet (diet!)
i gotta decrease my derriere
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
no more pie now
no more creme brulee
lay off the gravy
and souffle
no french-fri-yi-yies now
no ice cream parfait
mr. cheese nacho
stay away
oh, i think i'd sell my soul for a tripled patty melt
but i need a boomerang when i put on my belt.
grapefruit diet (diet!)
lay off the 3 musketeers
grapefruit diet (diet!)
until my big booty disappears
grapefruit diet (diet!)
i'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
grapefruit diet (diet!)
'cause i haven't seen my feet in years
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet
i'm on a grapefruit diet |