warren g - star trek intro lyrics

beeping of alert signal.
[ensign:] captain, the transporters ready.
[captain:] that's hip.
lieutenant marvin, what is the condition of the planets surface?
[marvin:] it is difficult to be precise.
however, my instruments indicate a condition of extreme rigor mortis, spreading rapidly throughout the population.
highly illogical, captain.
[captain:] a bunch of stiffs, huh?
well, set coordinates for, ah,
chocolate city, and have a landing party of nine men beam down immiediately, with phasers set on funk-funk!