the vandals - my girlfriend's dead lyrics

i once had a girlfriend,
but then one day she dumped me and everywhere
i'd go people would ask me where she was.

i don't want to talk about her.
someone always asks about her.
so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

i say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head.

i don't want to talk about her.
someone always asks about her.
so i tell them all she's dead.

i guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy
or the looks on thier faces when i tell them how
she passed away.

i don't want to talk about her.
someone always asks about her.
so i tell them all she's dead.

(my girlfriend's dead)
my girlfriend's dead you see,
it's a total lie, but it's easier on me
than having to admit she likes someone else.

(my girlfriend's dead)
my girlfriend's dead you know,
please change the subject or i am going to go
jump off a building and join her in heaven.

i don't want to talk about her.
someone always asks about her.
so i tell them all she's dead.

i once had a girlfriend,
but then one day she dumped me and everywhere
i'd go people would ask me where she was.

i don't want to talk about her.
someone always asks about her.
so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
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