the vandals - i've got an ape drape lyrics

make it like that famous country singer
or that guy i saw last night on jerry springer
clean me up but let me keep my edge,
in the day i like to keep it dignified
but at night you know i got another side
and i don't give a damn,
cause i am what i am
even if it's really really bad.

i've got an ape drape,
yes i do
they're givin' them to anyone,
and that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
then you'll have an ape drape like i do.

go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
i've been growing that one braid back there for years
i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche
the front may conform to society
but the back says i have personality
even if it's really really,
even if it's really really bad.

i've got an ape drape,
yes i do
they're givin' them to anyone,
and that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
then you'll have an ape drape like i do.

make it short in the front and long in the back!
if the top's not short enough that it stands up
i could be thrown out of the bad boy club
but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
and then matching crazy pants are all we need
some may call it child abuse
i just call it bonding with your dad.

norce neck warmer......norco
hockey hair.......canada
mullet.......hoboken
achey-breaky hair......nashville
forbidden hair......europe
shom......florida