the vandals - disproportioned head lyrics

if my body was twice the size it was
then i might look alright but i don't because,
i've got a disproportioned head.
and the people they point and laugh at me and
they tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
i've got a disproportioned head.
don't try and be nice and say, "it's really not that big"
cuz i am well aware that you are lying - about my head.
it blocks out the sun like a parasol.
and i'm walking around like a dodger doll cuz i've got a disproportioned head.
and i can't make it better with surgery.
so i'm stuck with this skull and the world can see,
i've got a disproportioned head.
don't try and be nice to me because you think i'm near.
i'm across the street and i can't hear.
don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.
they don't really make them in my size...head.
and i can only fit in convertible cars.
and my mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar,
cuz of my disoproportioned head
and i'd go ahead and end it now
if i could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.
i've got a disproportioned head [x3]