it was a dusty old night and i'm the first to admit it
i'm sure i upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it
a tiny voice telling me i really should cool it
chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish
the first line hit me like a kick in the face
i thought "i'd better have another one just in case"
next thing i knew, my heart was under attack
i bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell...
i've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
but a coach-load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
if they had seen fit to join me for a couple of hits
now my septum is in tatters and i've still got the runs
burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule
the strangers i recruited thought it was rocket fuel
several massive choking lines of glorius gack
i bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell...
stick it up your f***ing nose!
holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder
pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
the wheels came off but i'm still on track
i bought a one way ticket to hell...and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell...
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell... |