i was walking down the street, when a lady caught my eye
as i walked right by her, she said, 'ooooh, my, oh my!'
'if you step this way, boy, i'll give it to you free'
i said, 'i'll think about it', and you know what she said to me?
'i need a little white boy
'and i feel that you're the type, boy
'i need a little white boy
'and you sure are lookin' right, boy'
i said, 'now wait a minute, you're comin' on too strong
'i got a feelin' you're a lady of the night, but you know i could be wrong'
she said, 'awe, come on, son, you got to learn how to relax
'and even if i was one, wouldn't charge you any tax!'
i woke up the next morning, and i knew that i'd gone wrong
i had to find a way to warn you, that's why i wrote this song
if you ever come across a lady who's givin' up for free
i advise you to stay away, 'cause she's got some kind of disease |