s.n.f.u. - michelle pfeiffer's diaper lyrics

had a vision of michelle pfeiffer
wearing nothing but a diaper
squatting over a roman candle
dancing around in rhinestone sandals

hey! well i don't know
how that thought got in there

had a vision of tug mcgraw
his ass was beaten red and raw
wearing nothing but a baseball cap
aluminum bat sticking out of his crack