s.n.f.u. - elfie schlegel lyrics

pulled a muscle
i popped a joint
my useless body
is falling apart
i used to be limber
i used to have finesse
now i'm just a pencilneck

but it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
coming off the uneven bars

saw my chiropractor
my question he did answer
said you better take care
i better get some medicare
i'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
i'm no spring chicken pigeon

but it wasn't always this way
i remember way back in the day
i used to somersault like elfie schlegel
doing her floor excersize routine