s.n.f.u. - bizarre novelties lyrics

i find it hard to talk
with a black ball in my mouth
impossible to fart
with carrots up my ass
my neighbors think i'm weird
i do agree
whatever turns your crank
are you into bizarre novelties?
i find it hard to walk
with my thumbs screwed into the floor
i travel to strange places
when left alone i explore

my neighbors think i'm sick
i do agree
do not try this at home
unless your into bizarre novelties