quincy punx - when i win the lottery lyrics

i'm sick of sitting at home
because i don't have an cash
my cable got cut off
so i watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
if money dont't buy happiness
then i don't know what does
if i had some i'd buy some booze,
at least i'd have a buzz.
they say that money's power,
and power's what corrupts.
well corrupt me quick, i'm really bored
and i could use the bucks
the day will come, i'll get what's mine,
i know the world owes me.
and all my friends will ride along,
when i win the lottery
when i win the lottery
my life will be a fantasy,
a tribute to my vanity.
that borders on insanity.
hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
the king of jaded innocence,
a diletante of decadence,
the incarnation of excess
my house will be a pleasure dome
just like kubli-khan's
with a basement shooting range
so i can play with all my guns.
i'll buy a liquor store
to deliver just to me
and live-in prostitutes
will fulfill my every fantasy
i'll hire washed up metal bands
to play there every day,
i'll fill my swimming pool up
to the rim the tanquray,
have a stable full of midgets
that i'll train out in the yard,
and hire old pro wrestlers
to be my body guards.
when i win the lottery
my life will be a fantasy,
a tribute to my vanity.
that borders on insanity.
a lifestyle of debauchery,
profanity and sodomy
i'm sick of sitting at home
because i don't have an cash
my cable got cut off
so i watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
if money dont't buy happiness
then i don't know what does
if i had some i'd buy some booze,
at least i'd have a buzz.

when i win the lottery
my life will be a fantasy,
a tribute to my vanity.
that borders on insanity.
hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
the king of jaded innocence,
a diletante of decadence,
the incarnation of excess
when i win the lottery
my life will be a fantasy,
a tribute to my vanity.
that borders on insanity.
a lifestyle of debauchery,
profanity and sodomy