quincy punx - crack lab (in my basement) lyrics

i've got a cracklab in my basement
i'm a shining example of a junior acheivement
cooking up drugs on my chemistry set
twenty-seven grand a week is what i get


[chorus:]
i've got a cracklab in my basement
please don't tell my mommy on me
i've got a cracklab in my basement
every kid needs a hobby

i'm the only kid on my block with an uzi
all the other fourth graders are jealous of me
i'll be a millionaire by the time i'm thirteen
i'm a perfect example of an american dream

[repeat chorus]

my parents are dumb they'll never suspect
and if they do i'll just tell em its a science fair project
my cub scout troop does the distribution
and i'm thinking of expanding into prostitution

[repeat chorus]

[bridge]
you mix it up, you cook it down
you serve it up out on the playground
crack lab

[repeat first verse]
[repeat chorus]
[repeat bridge]