queers - idiot savant lyrics

you know he read a couple books
and now he shoots me dirty looks
as if he thinks he's better than me
a condescending attitude
well i hate to tell you dude
can't even buy a vowel on your sat's

some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
don't hold your breath waiting for mensa to call
he's an idiot savant, a first class moron
he's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed
he's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop
the next studying geometry

he really made his parents proud
a regular magna cum laud
valedictorian of the urinal set
is he a genius? listen, bud
the man splits atoms with his butt
don't need his fingers to count to ten

he's a renaissance man of the world he's doing well
he's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help
he's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
he's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
he's an idiot savant, an ivy league retard
who drooled his way to a phd

he's way too smart to be fooled
by the likes of me or you
he knows what's going on in the world
he thinks that chili con carne
is a mexican farmer
and rupaul is just a real tall girl

he'll show you who's really the better man
as he asks you if you'd like some fries with that
he's an idiot savant in a 30 point font
he's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
he's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
just to go down on history

[repeat first chorus]