oh, well imagine,
as i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and i can't help but to hear,
no, i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,
what a beautiful wedding,
what a beautiful wedding,
says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
oh yes, but what a shame,
what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore,
[chorus:]
i chime in with a,
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
no, it's much better to face these kinds of things,
with a sense of poise and rationality.
i chime in,
"haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?"
no, it's much better to face these kinds of things,
with a sense of,
well in fact,
well i'll look at it this way,
i mean technically our marriage is saved,
well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne,
oh, well in fact,
well i'll look at it this way,
i mean technically our marriage is saved,
well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.
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