old - wisdom lost lyrics

where are my dentures...
i can't find my dentures...
where are my dentures...
i really need my dentures...
where are my dentures...
what the fuck are dentures?
where are my dentures..
i can't find my dentures...

[repeat verse]

i can't remember anything!!!

oh, when i was but a lad
i was as sharp as a tack
but now i'm old and i can't seem
to remember where i put my
things... why me?
i mean - i'm supposed to be wise..
i'm old, i'm supposed to be wise

now, what was i looking for?
oh yeah! my bowling ball
well, what do you know
it's right here - you see
i'm not senile
i found my bowling ball
i found my bowling ball!!