old - bathrooms rule lyrics

do ya... wanna do some crack?
do ya wanna drop a log?
do ya prefer to pick your nose?
or would ya rather mouse a hog?
the bathroom is a holy place
i can wack-off without disgrace
what! there's no paper? i don't care
i'll wipe my ass with my underwear

the bathroom is a holy place
i can wack-off without disgrace
there's so many games to play in here
like "bombs away in the hollow chair"

it's a place i can think
projects chunks in the sink
so many things to do in there
you can't see me - so i don't care

bathrooms rule!!!