nerf herder - i've got a boner for christmas lyrics

i've got a boner for christmas

mend up your stocking hole
cause this lump ain't made of coal
i've got a boner for christmas

cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
you be the turkey and i'm the stuffing
i've got a boner for christmas

singin' joy to the world!
to each and every girl
to a-all of your girls
o-oooh

go!

oooh, oooh, ooooh
yeah!
oooh, oooh, ooooh

hang up your christmas stockin
and let me put my cock in
i've got a boner for christmas

all year you've been in a rut
this time let's do it in the butt
i've got a boner for christmas

singing joy to the world.
each and every girl.
to a-all of your girls
o-oooh.
i've got a boner
o-oooh
for christm