nerf herder - i only eat candy lyrics

i don't kill and i don't murder
or manufacture atomic weapons
and i don't eat meat
and i don't eat vegetables, no no no

'cause i only eat candy
i only eat sweets
yeah i only eat candy my friend
i only eat candy

i don't believe
no i don't believe in your corny old jesus
and i don't worship satan
no, not like charlie and steve, no no no

'cause i only eat candy
i only eat sweets
yeah i only eat candy my friend
i only eat candy
i'm angry!

'cause i only eat candy
i only eat sweets
yes i only eat candy my good friend
oh i only eat candy
yeah!
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