nerf herder - bridge under troubled water lyrics

i know girls like you
need someone to screw-up their life
and make you contemplate suicide,
when you need a
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
call me...

you need someone bad,
to irritate your dad,
someone to make you cry,
and sock you in the eye,
when you need a firend to
bring you to your knees,
call me...

am i angry enough? am i crazy enough?
am i stupid enough? am i lazy enough?
am i drunk enough? do i flunk enough?
am i jealous enough?
am i selfish enough to be...
your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

you like pain, you're insane
you can key my car,
and punch my face in the bar
when you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
call me...

am i angry enough? am i crazy enough?
am i stupid enough? am i lazy enough?
am i drunk enough? do i flunk enough?
am i jealous enough?
am i selfish enough to be...
your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

am i boring enough?
am i snoring enough?
am i demanding enough?
un-outstanding enough?
am i fat enough? mad enough?
am i bad enough? wear plaid enough?
am i drunk enough?
smell like a skunk enough?
do i wank enough?
do crank enough to be...
your bridge under troubled
your bridge under troubled
your bridge under troubled wate