nekromantix - monster movie fan lyricsto no school proms i go
i always bring my dates to the weekly horror picture show
i lean over, try to kiss her lips
she says no, go buy me some crisps
yeah, i am a monster movie fan
in the back row of the theatre
sitting side by side
yeah, i am a horror picture freak
she'll be mine, oh mine
when they turn out the lights
dracula and frankenstein appears on the screen
together with the meanest creatures you've ever seen
gently i put my hand in her lap
she leaves me with a broken nose from a solid planted slap
the same thing happens to me everytime
just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
another date, another week, man oh man
i just can't help it, i'm a monster movie fan |