macy gray - my fondest childhood memories lyrics

when i was 10 i had a live in babysitter, she had a pet
kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. she gave me ice
cream every time i screamed and hollered and i loved her till i
caught her sexing my father.

she gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so
i killed her. she gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't
a friend, so i killed her.

when i was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding
and no one knew why. within no time at all he got
rid of the water and i was grateful till i caught him plunging
my mother.

he gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so
i killed him. he gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't
a friend so i killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again,
she wasn't a friend, so i killed her. she gonna hurt you daddy
never again she wasn't a friend, so i killed her.

and i don't feel bad about it. say what? and i don't feel bad
about it. these are my fondest childhood memories. i was just
a kid, so they let me go despite the murders that i did - all
grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily
married thanks to me.

these are my fondest childhood memories