macabre - white hen decapitator (michael bethke) lyrics

this is a song about the white hen decapitator
killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store
and for some reason he cut off his co-workers head
took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread

white hen decapitator - he cut off his co-workers head
white hen decapitator - with a knife that they made sandwiches
white hen decapitator - then he ran out of the door
white hen decapitator - of the burnham illinois store

when the customers came in they couldn't believe their eyes
because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise
a head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead
then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled

white hen decapitator - he cut off his co-workers head
white hen decapitator - with a knife that they made sandwiches
white hen decapitator - then he ran out of the door
white hen decapitator - of the burnham illinois store