m.o.d. - he's dead jim lyrics

please don't beam me down with kirk, mccoy and spock
cause if you do, i know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock
maybe i'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite
bones will look at jim and say i'm just a doctor dammit

i'm an extra - on star trex
it's my break - on tv
the fourth man in the landing crew
it's the last you'll see of me

they didn't ask me i wanted to go
and if they did - i would have told them no
just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be
every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3

i'm an extra............

so when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer
just stay up at the helm and help sulu steer
the enterprise is much more fun when scotty runs the crew
so you beam down - i'll say aboard and have some tribal stew

i'm an extra............