he picked me up around a quarter to nine,
i was a little shocked that he was right on time.
he was really well mannered as he opened my door,
he seemed like the man i was looking for.
he took me to a fancy restaurant,
and told me to order anything i want.
i went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
and said: "oh my god he's such a gentleman"
he want to have a good time,
ass i was drinking his wine.
and then i started to feel really sleepy,
and he had this creepy look in his eyes.
[chorus 2x]
so don't touch me while i'm sleeping babe,
i just wake up and break your neck.
it won't be worth the costs you made,
cause this will be the date you never forget.
i woke up in the morning about half past eight,
and i couldn't remember what happened to my date.
my stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,
i couldn't recall a single thing from last night.
my best friend suzie called me on the phone,
and said: "girl you really had it going on".
if you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
when i finally realized i was a victim of date rape.
i went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"i hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".
[chorus 2x]
the moral of the story, to make myself clear,
is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
i would think twice before your next date,
cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.
[chorus]
so don't touch me while i'm sleeping babe,
i just wake up and break your neck.
so don't touch me while i'm sleeping babe,
i just wake up and break your neck. |