i can feel your goodbye comin' like a storm up from the south the rain'll splatter at the back door the wind'll whistle 'round the house so it's you and howie johnston somebody told me at the store i guess i'd better get used to the idea of you not around anymore
[chorus] and so, i'm doin' my best to prepare for the worst and i'd better get use to the hunger and thirst i gotta find me a potion to take for the pain and all you've got to lose is my last name
i know he's cute and he's got money i ain't no handsome fancy dan in a way it's sad and kinda funny you'll be ok and i'll be damned so i best be gettin' ready for the bitter nights alone sleepin' on the couch wake up starting out livin' life on my own
[repeat chorus]
yeah, all you've got to lose is my last name |