jimmy fallon - chris rock was my ra lyricswell my freshman year we had an awesome ra the best ra in the world. i wish he was with me all my 4 years, his name was arnold baldwin. we had this ra, arnold baldwin. this big, tall, skinny, black guy and he talked exactly like chris rock.
and we loved him because he didn't give a crap about us. he didn't care, he's like...
i'm your ra, resident assistant! resident assistant! i'm not the resident counselor! i'm not the resident mother! i don't need to know everything! your friends throwing up in the bathroom, i don t need to know! everybody throws up; he's lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tic-tac and a pillow and leave him alone! leave him alone! i don't need to know! your sweetmate smoking crack, i don't need to know! just tell him to exhale through an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. make it smell like the mountain spring freshness of crack. i don't need to know i don't need to know if you got a 40-ounce beer ball keg playing beer pong flip cup century club got some zoomey zoomey going on. i don't need to know 'cause i don't care! your girlfriend broke up with you, i don't care! your roommate s a pain in the ass, i don't care! you make a booty call at 4 in the morning and she got a friend, i care!
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