jfa - barney & friday lyrics

barney and friday - were two cats who didn't have nine lives
barney and friday - were only here what seemed a short time
barney and friday - didn't have that lame fetch dog personality
barney and friday - were way too tuned for this reality

barney and friday - don't tell me dogs are smarter
barney and friday - cuz i know better
barney and friday - cats know what people are all about
barney and friday - that's why they'd rather be left out

barney was already dead
so was friday but i didn't want to realize it
so i went to the pound anyway
where they keep the dogs forever
barking, barking, barking-barking-barking
but the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3
all proud, they don't make any sound
just a casual glance, till the hammer came down
(some destroyed the day they were found)

barney and friday - were two cats who didn't have nine lives
barney and friday - were only here what seemed a short time
barney and friday - didn't have that lame fetch dog personality
barney and friday - were way too tuned for this reality

barney and friday - cats are treated like garbage
barney and friday - they know what we're about
barney and friday - that's why they don't buy into the training shit
barney and friday - they'd rather be left out

fix your animals
too bad we can't fix you
stupid motherfucker
lame ass redneck attack dog moron