five iron frenzy - at least i'm not like all those other old guys lyrics

i'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like i was twenty-eight. i'm wearing my vans right now, so high school kids will think that i can skate. i've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.

anyway, i'm not cliche, i hardly own any ties. i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys.

i'm watching mtv, for fashion tips, so i can say, that i saw it first. backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say i'm cool, just like fred durst. i pay almost all my bills, i sleep on a futon still.

(anyway, i'm not cliche, i might not even die. i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys.)