i pulled my kerchief out of my pocket
wiped my nose and said hello
i bought a tambourine at the millennium dome
it jangled 2000 times in a row
i caught a cold when i was way down south
standing out in the heat
now my eyes are all itchy
and i can't tell which way to walk down the street
i'm stumbling through the crosswalk
and i'm humming in the din
and when i get to the other side
i'm gonna jangle my tambourine again
i fished my microphone out of regent's canal
heading from little venice to greenwich
dirty boy said let's make in love in the water
i said, no thanks, pal.
went on dictating in my mic
i got no time for a dip cause i'm heading for my ship
i'm going down to the tunnel
down to the leaky leaky tunnel |